sex?? no you misheard. sax. hit it bill.
i could use a good laugh
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated
Wish I could do this.
are people becoming more annoying or am i becoming more angry
it snew today
So recallthelove published a new fic a couple days ago and I HAD NO IDEA. It’s a short one-shot and I haven’t even read it yet, but I know that it’ll be good. You can find it here.
Scarlett Johansson photographed by Vicent Peters for Esquire Magazine.
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them
Today my 11 year old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but my Dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision”
and he just stared at me and I realized
I am 20
I am an adult
I am the adult supervision
THERE ARE TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF SUGARS:
GLUCOSE AND FRUCTOSE
THEY BOTH HAVE THE CHEMICAL EQUATION OF C6H1206
BUT THEY FUCKING TASTE DIFFERENT
WHY? YOU ASK?
WELL ITS RIGHT THERE- BECAUSE THE EQUAL SIGN (OR DOUBLE BOND BETWEEN THE OXYGEN AND THE CARBON) IS BONDED IN A DIFFERENT SECTION, IT TASTES DIFFERENT.
YOUR TONGUE IS SO FUCKING SENSITIVE IT CAN TASTE DIFFERERENT THINGS
IF THATS NOT THE TIGHTEST SHIT GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE